Chris tells us Heat magazine were dishing out their own ‘Brit’ performance awards and they nominated Paul Whitehouse and Mark Williams (suit you sir) for the “Uncle Monty” prize for creepiness. Fame at last for unc.

Nikki told us REG appeared on Chris Evans’ TFI Friday show, with a poorly thumb as he’s just moved house and shut it in some windows!!!!! Blood everywhere by all accounts. REG then read this and found it terribly amusing. The truth of it was that he was filming The Scarlet Pimpernel outside Stratford and had to slam some 18 foot double doors behind him, wearing thick leather gloves. On the 15th take, his left thumb got crushed, blood spurting from all sides of the nail. Gruesome, and being a big girl’s blouse, thought it would require amputation. Mercifully not, but it’s the colour of frankenfurter’s favourite shade of deadly nighshade, but recovering well now we’re happy to report. Just had to fix that up. Can’t have the “official site” spreading porkies now can we?

Needless to say we’ve had Nikki taken out and flogged! Bahahaaaa *kidding*

Neil also spotted a familiar signature on the famous desk. It’s on Chris’s side towards, the audience and says:

‘Richard E Grant’
‘You terrible c*nt’

Well spotted Neil!